Millie Jackson – Back to the Shit.
Okay everyone, so now you KNOW what a beautiful woman looks like straining on the crapper. She does seem to be in quite some pain though.
After the grave, the loo is the great equalizer.
Ah yes, it worked. Millie’s relief is almost palpable. She’s smiling! There’s nothing like success, even if it’s just in forcing that stubborn turd out. Those high concert notes will be that much easier to hit now.
This is one of my favorite album covers ever.
(And why hasn’t any cereal manufacturer considered using this cover in a ‘benefits of a high-fiber diet’ commercial?)
Fast forward a few years to Naomi Campbell updating us on the other thing supermodels use the loo for.
And now, moving things along: In my book ”Invasion of the Ass Chickens’, Alicia Van Dumpty has two sets of buttocks and has to use a double toilet when she needs to go, but what if you only had half an ass?
Thankfully, this album cover covers that eventuality.
Okay, I’ll round it off for good with the album cover which more or less launched ‘toilet art’: Beggar’s Banquet by the Stones. Good thing no one thought of showing Mick voiding himself.
Ha . . . Ha . . . Ha (LOL in slow motion).