Month: April 2012

A temporary end to the Ass Chickens’ invasion.

Hi Everyone,
Just letting you know that my book, ‘Invasion of the Ass Chickens’ won’t be available for free download anymore as from the 30th of April.
I’ve just finished making a 3rd edition of the book, inserting tons of new weirrrdness, and extending it from 27,000 to 52,000 words (turning it from a novella into a novel), and my publisher Bizarro Books have accepted it for publication.
So end of this month is it for the Ass Chickens till the Bizarro Press version gets released.
For the moment though, you can still get it here
Peace Everyone, and thanks for supporting the book!

WTF? Filmwatch: Rubber’s Lover (1997)

When does a mad scientist go too far?
Okay, dumb question right? The essence of mad science is taking matters too far.
That’s why you’re a MAD scientist–it’s in your gene-ius to do gloriously f*cked-up mad sh*t.
Like . . . wait for it . . . injecting your slightly-less-mad co-researcher Shimika (whose research you intend stealing) with ether in order to make him develop mental superpowers.
C’mon guys–ether?

This is one of those films you watch for specific moments. It’s weirrrd as f*ck for large portions and drags in others. The insane bits however make it worth the watch.

Believe it or not, this guy Motomiya is giving a lecture on the muscle groupings of the upper body.

And apparently in 1997, mad scientist sex toys looked like this.

And if you’ve a latex fetish:

Like I say, this is a movie worth watching purely for the odd bits. Being a musician, I was particularly amused to see the row of guitar stomp boxes the scientists were using to mangle the sound fed to Shimika’s girlfriend Kiku’s ears.

Did I just mention sound? The soundtrack’s quite good too, gives the right atmosphere to the film.
Anyhow, if you like odd movies, Rubber’s Lover is definitely worth watching.

Nuff Said.

Rubber’s Lover (trailer)