Bizarro 101: FREE on Amazon Kindle all this weekend!

Hello Evry-1,

My short story collection Bizarro 101 (A Basic Primer) is FREE on Amazon Kindle both today and tomorrow (Saturday June 13th and Sunday June 14th). So pls, pls, pls click the Amazon link below (or the book cover image ) and pick up a copy. ;-)

Bizarro 101 Front Cover Agency Font

It’s FREE! FREE!! FREE!!! 37 weird flash fiction tales for the price of none! :-)

Two New Books!

Bizarro 101 Front Cover Agency Font First, Bizarro 101:

Welcome to the strange place:

A collection of 37 flash fiction stories designed to introduce one to the Bizarro/New Weird Genre.

Weird, dreamy, nightmarish, absurd, sad, surreal, humorous . . . this collection of tales is all this and more.

Welcome once again to the strange place, everyone . . . the very strange place.

Bizarro 101 Amazon link

And then, The Fly Queen:

THE FLY QUEEN__ cover 1When a gangster’s moll and a suitcase full of his money go missing from a party, he hires Boston PI Tori Frame to locate both. He suspects both his money and mistress to now be down in The Groad.

Tori Frame’s very familiar with The Groad: It’s where she does her best work.

The Groad is that part of Hell transformed by Bizarro, the impossible underworld existing beneath Boston, MA. The Groad is a universe of subterranean corridors, chambers, and caverns, and is the residence of some very strange creatures. It’s where the weird meets the infernal with devastating results.

Clearly, Tori Frame already has her work cut out for her underground. Only now, with the arrival on the scene of the beautiful and strange Mrs. Musca, this case is about to become VERY complicated . . .

Fly Queen Purchase link

Melanie Nemesis Catchpole

Hi Evry-1,

My new novel:

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Reality has henceforth been abolished – The Fixer.

In Springfield, Massachusetts, Melanie Catchpole is hired to fetch back a magic teddy bear worth millions of dollars from a warehouse across town.

Problem is, the warehouse is down in Springfield’s O-Zone—that totally weird sector of the city where Bizarro fell to Earth. The ‘O’ is a fairytale land, a place where dreams and nightmares literally live and breathe.

Worse still, the gingers—mutant cannibals—prowl the O. The gingers have already eaten everyone else Melanie’s employers sent to get back the magic teddy bear.

Accompanied by the handsome but ruthless Doug Fisher (who she finds sexy but doesn’t dare entrust her heart to), Melanie enters the O-Zone.

Melanie and Doug are instantly caught up in an adventure they’d never have believed credible even if written as fiction . . . and Melanie’s used to experiencing the very weird as the norm.

And now, additionally, there’s a mystery to unravel: What does the dark, freezing-cold being called The Fixer want with Mary, the barkeep’s daughter?


It’s available here.

Vagina Mundi free on Amazon!

Hi Evry-1,

My new novel ‘Vagina Mundi’ is available as a FREE Kindle download on Amazon for the next three days (08/05/2014 – 08/07/2014)  Please head over there and grab a copy.

You can either click HERE, or on the cover image below to go to Amazon for your FREE copy.

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Vagina Mundi:

Rachel Risk is a professional thief with super-strong hair that can stretch like tentacles to manipulate objects.
Ashley Status, has both a digitally augmented brain, and ‘muscle-purses’ in her arms and legs in which she stores inflatable objects—cars, guns, rocket launchers, etc.
When Raye is framed as the fall girl in a jewel robbery, the pair flee Chicago’s vengeful robot gangsters and take refuge in the Hotel Bizarre, where the gorgeous ‘vagina singer,’ Femina, is performing for a week.
But the Hotel Bizarre is even stranger than its name suggests, and very soon Raye and Ash are involved in an deadly adventure, a struggle for survival the likes of which they’d never imagined possible—with loads of deviant sex, drugs, music, and violence at every turn.
And just what is the old woman in the skin desert really doing with all those cats glued to her walls?

Vagina Mundi—A Bizarro Hymn in praise of WOMAN!

MPD Psycho


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“Same blue sky in a strange new world” – Lucy Monostone.

These enigmatically appropriate soundtrack lyrics set the tone for possibly the weirdest cop drama ever filmed.

An adaption of the Eiji Ōtsuka/Shou Tajima  manga of the same name, Takashi Miike’s 2000 six-part MPD Psycho mini-series for Japanese TV is a mind-fuck from start to finish.

From the scenes of women with flowers planted in their heads, to murdered gravid ladies with cell-phones stuck in their wombs, to a punk with an eye on his tongue, to a group of Christian schoolgirls committing mass suicide (delegated murder really) during mass :-), Miike amps up the oddity to 11.

The core story, about retired criminal profiler Amamiya Kazuhiko (whose second personality murdered the man who killed his wife), who is brought back into police service to track down an escaped programmed personality that turns people with barcodes in their left eyes into killers, doesn’t disappoint either.

MPD psycho really has to be watched to be believed.

There are shadowy government agencies, conspiracies within conspiracies, a plethora of odd but interesting characters, people spontaneously bursting into flame, and another (benign) programmed personality that keeps ending up in the wrong place at the wrong time. (And that’s just scratching the surface.) There are also, within the core plot, several subplots, generally one per episode, by which background story elements are fleshed out.

The series tackles themes of love and friendship, family and duty, the government’s desire/need to control, and oddly, the public’s desire to be controlled by the government . . . this last a controversial idea for certain, but definitely a plausible one.

While not exactly a one-shoe-fits-all movie, MPD definitely has more than enough to keep your interest all the way through it. Despite its length, there are almost no dull moments.

Here, Miike does what he does best–entertain the viewer.

There’s little else one can say about MPD Psycho, except that this series is definitely worth the time taken to watch it. If you’re either a fan of cyberpunk cinema, are interested in film that explores what happens when technology becomes intrusive (and when software becomes human!), or simply want to watch a cop drama that’s way out of the ordinary, then MPD Psycho is definitely for you.

As the super-eerie theme song goes: “Same blue sky in a strange new world.”

Never were truer movie words spoken.

Nuff Said.

WTF Haircuts!!!

Okay, I stumbled on this totally by accident and had to repost it.

Being an MJ fan, I’ve no idea what to think about this haircut:


But I do like this one:

cellist haircut

Or maybe that’s just the musician in me. lol!

Trust me, these two pics aren’t even the tip of the hairberg!
Check out the complete post here:

Vegan Vampire Vaginas Released

Hi Evry-1

My new novel Vegan Vampire Vaginas has just been released by Burning Bulb Publishing.

Vegan Vampire Vaginas by Wol-vriey


The biggest bank heist in US history. And Tom Palmer can’t remember pulling it off. And no, this isn’t your standard case of amnesia.

After a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong, Boston salesman Tom Palmer wakes up with a vagina implanted in his left hand.

Then his day gets worse:

Tom is transported across space-time to a nightmare version of Boston, one where the Bizarro virus has transformed half the population into cannibals.

Worst of all, Tom discovers that in this new Boston, he’s the infamous gangster Pussypalm, wanted for robbing the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston a year ago.

He also learns that the vagina in his hand is prophetic, i.e. it talks . . . after sex.

With 130 people left dead during his bank heist and six billion dollars missing, Tom knows he’s living on borrowed time. It is in his best interests not to remember anything.

Because once he does . . .

But then everything gets so much odder. Tom begins remembering what has to be someone else’s life. Or is it?

Vegan Vampire Vaginas: A mind-bending trip through Bizarro America!

Get it Here.